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Joke of the Day
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
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"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."
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"Yo Mama is old I told her to act her age and the bitch died"
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"A potato don't look like much but w/ the proper preparation, it can be great in so many ways. Now go out there and be your best potato"
"[shows up 2 hours late for interview] Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair."
"[2021] One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA."