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Joke of the Day

"If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like ""and this is where the magic happens"" in every room."

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"so two elderly grapes are talking then one of the grapes says, is it just me or are you looking a bit prune?"
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"What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner? All rice, all rice, all rice"
"Sunday. Fun day. One day. Done day. Monday. Fuck."
"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"
"Proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today I proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today and she cried tears of soy."
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