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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the jewish spider? Spidermann"
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"All women really want is to be treated like you treat your iPhone."
"I'm not a doctor... so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little shaky."
"I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal."
"Birthdays are good for us... Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."
"A little boy and a little girl are having a bath... When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. ""Can I touch it?"" She asks him. ""No! You already broke yours off!"""
"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"
"Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself."
"Hostess: enjoy these complimentary after dinner mints Mints: you have beautiful eyes Me: [blushing] wow they're very complimentary"