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Joke of the Day

"My astronomy professor told me I was his star pupil."

"Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits? He keeps typing /arrr/"

"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."

"Why did the ghost go to jail? He got arrested for possession."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous."

"When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay."

"My girlfriend's been trying to help me with my finances. I think I'd be better off a loan."

"The Seahawks beat the Panthers up so bad that people in North Carolina are wearing JE SUIS CAM t-shirts."

"The job interviewer asked about my previous experience. ""Well,"" I began, ""I got the bus. Got lost for a while, walked down some narrow roads and I ended up here."""

"Girls don't fart or poo That's why they are full of shit."