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Joke of the Day
"My personal assistant is an African American named Barry. But I just call him BlackBarry."
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"Gf:Do u love me? Me:Yes. Gf:Why do u love me? Me:You're the best. Gf:I'm the best at what? Me:Asking questions. Gf: Like what? Me:..."
"Italian WWII Tank for Sale It has 5 speeds; 4 are reverse."
"""Favorite"" seems like a strong word. There should be a button that's more just ""Hey, fun Tweet. This is fun. We're having fun."""
"What did the milk say to the cheese? Hey, you're old!"
"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."
"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"
"A man walks into a bar... ...And he says ""ow, that hurt"""
"Being attacked by a shark is frightening enough... But it's even more terrifying when you notice he also has a big cold sore on his lip."
"Mom I am 15 now, can I finally wear a bra? No John."