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Joke of the Day

"Being attacked by a shark is frightening enough... But it's even more terrifying when you notice he also has a big cold sore on his lip."

"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."

"With Fifty Shades of Grey that came out today, cinemas should serve ketchup... ...for all the fish fingers"

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"THEM: Hey, I haven't seen you for a while. ME: As planned."

"The trouble with jokes about herbal tea... Is that you can see the punchline camomile away."

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"Knock knock! Who's there Jehovah Witnesses Jehovah Wit... *covers their mouth* SSSHHHhhh There right outside"

"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."

"A giant porn conspiracy has been uncovered.... It was run by the illuminaughty"