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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus? Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on."
Next Joke
"I dig, She digs, He digs, They dig, We all dig.... Its a beautiful poem....very deep."
"Why did the female pirate turn lesbian? Because she did not like sea-men."
"Based on the amount of animal hair, clinging to your t-shirt, I'm going to pass on your homemade cookies, thank you."
"My friend David got his id stolen... We call him Dav now!"
"How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him"
"What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods? Teenagers these days be all ""I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."""
"What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government? Not Zealand."
"A man in Victorian clothes just appeared out of thin air and handed me a fistful of herbs. I think he might be a Thyme traveller."
"Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like ""this drug may cause severe sexiness"""