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Joke of the Day
"My friend David got his id stolen... We call him Dav now!"
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"You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi."
"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."
"No Soap. Radio!!!"
"What do you name a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways."
"I'm a shy little Pebble.... I wish to be a little Bolder"
"How do you make a dinosaur? Kick it up the arse"
"How many passive-aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark..."
"Two Scarecrows are standing out in a field... One says to the other, ""Hey man!"""
"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"