148026

Joke of the Day

"The problem with Freud... The problem with Freud is that none of his theories are testicle. Edit: testable*"

"I barely slept last night; I kept dreaming about mufflers. I'm exhausted."

"What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship? Get on the ship"

"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."

"Shout out to my arms They're always by my side"

"Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."

"How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants. ^lol"

"A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."

"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."

"My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means."