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Joke of the Day
"What is a wolf's favourite dance move? The Shuffle ... pack of wolves."
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"When I die, I want my remains to be scattered around Disneyland. I also don't want to be cremated."
"How do German bread greet each other? Gluten tag!"
"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."
"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"
"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""
"A world without women..... Would be a pain in the ass"
"[sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US] ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"
"Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends."
"How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver? It's hard to keep track."