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Joke of the Day

"Why was Latin afraid of Hitler? They were both dead!"

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"I can only imagine Hugh Hefner ejaculating is like a really weak firecracker going off in a bag of flour."
"What a precious thing it is to bond with someone by talking shit about somebody else."
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"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."
"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."
"Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team? They are really good at stealing homes."
"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"
"What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean? Bob Barker"
"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""