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Joke of the Day

"I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money."

"Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate."

"(A math joke.) What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree."

"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."

"Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling ""PARMAGEDDON!"" might just be the game-changer your Monday needs."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning."

"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."

"What's gray and can't fly? A parking lot."

"What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? ""Today sure was ruff"" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P"

"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."