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Joke of the Day
"I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money."
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"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"
"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"
"What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube? The more you twist them the harder they get."
"Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body."
"There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich."
"Butt sex is a lot like spinach Even with butter, children don't like it."
"Whats the #1 crime associated with cell phones? Battery"
"Reddit is like a box of chocolates It's the same shit over and over"
"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."