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Joke of the Day
"I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery."
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"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."
"My therapist told me the reason I have a lower sex life than I want Is because I misinterpret what people are telling me. I'm pretty sure she wants my dick."
"What do you call a woman with her tongue out? A lesbian with a hard on."
"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"
"Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat."