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Joke of the Day

"Cute skinny girls wearing weird mismatched clothes: hot quirky hipsters Me wearing weird mismatched clothes: homeless lady from the 80s"

"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."

"How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."

"What's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe"

"Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."

"How do you know you're playing a Jewish Football team (American Football) On defense, they only run the Dime Formation"

"All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman."