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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to invade Poland and one to tell you that jokes aren't funny."

"remember: knives and alcohol don't mix. knives are solid they don't mix with anything. why where you trying to drink a knife anyways idiot"

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."

"I admire the way that, even with millions of followers, celebrities on Twitter rarely succumb to the pressure to be funny."

"I like my pizza like I like my pizza: pizza"

"I heard you guys like corny jokes I'll give you an ear full : ^ )"

"How is Star Trek like toilet paper? It circles Uranus looking for Klingons."

"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"

"Why was the broom late for work? It over swept."