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Joke of the Day

"I heard you guys like corny jokes I'll give you an ear full : ^ )"

"""The Great Gatsby"" is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid."

"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."

"Did you hear there was a stick up on the bridge? Yeah, they don't know how it got up there considering there are no trees there."

"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."

"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's being shoved into an oven"

"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."""

"*Closes app. Immediately reopens the same app*"

"Fellas; There's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie."

"Me: Can I have $5? Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1998?"