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Joke of the Day
"An Irish, blind, gay, paraplegic blonde woman is wheeled into a bar.. ""Ow!"""
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"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""
"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"
"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."
"Whenever someone says ""let's get weird"" my first thought is ""I'm already there"""
"How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base."
"Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking... Fortunately I got the first punch in."
"If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard how many hours would it take three pigs? None because the six pigs have already eaten them all."
"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."