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Joke of the Day
"Why did the nun always go to the same bar? Habit"
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"Husband-Y r there torn condoms lying on sofa? Wife-What? Where? Wife goes 2 find them & comes back angrily saying-Will you stop calling our children ""Torn condoms""?"
"Fat, single and ready for a pringle!"
"Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional Courtesy."
"Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply."
"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."
"I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination."
"Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday."
"Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero"
"Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?"