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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving? ...the steaks were too high."

"With virtually no power, there still comes a surprisingly large amount of responsibility."

"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."

"How do you help a Jew with ADHD? Send him to a concentration camp."

"I had a joke about eating girls out... but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it."

"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."

"Her lips said no, but her eyes said... read my lips"

"Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword Legolas: And you have my bow Gimli: and my axe Steve: and my 439 Twitter followers"

"How much is the bare minimum? 1 bear."

"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"