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Joke of the Day

"Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."

"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."

"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"

"You can eat a huge bag of cashews right in front of a cop and he can't do shit about it because cashews aren't illegal."

"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."

"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"

"How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!"

"you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried"