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Joke of the Day

"If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings."

"I have a UDP joke. I hope you get it."

"Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition)"

"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."

"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""

"What do you call a black and white spotted cow? A moo-latto!!"

"What smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"pretty jealous of bears. they're like, ""well, just ate my entire weight in salmon, now I'm gonna sleep for 6 months. smell ya later, hater"""

"My ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, I mean you will need a map and a shovel to find her."

"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"