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Joke of the Day

"Just once in movies when someone gently shuts a dead person's eyes I want them to whisper ""Ew, ew, ew, ew."" while doing it."

"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"What is the meaning of trust? A cannibal giving you a blowjob"

"What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!"

"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"

"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."

"What's a jewish dota 2 player's favorite skill? shekel shot"

"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"

"That you don't tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?"