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Joke of the Day

"""Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek"" Yeah ""Can you demonstrate?"" Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I'm literally on fire*"

"What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church? Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul."

"Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!"

"What kind of meat do vegan priests eat? Nun!"

"""I think Esmerelda's in trouble!"" ""What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?"" ""I have a..."" ... *sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."""

"German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**"

"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? Nothing, they both come on a boy's face when he turns 13."

"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."

"Why can't you bring an Indian to a fancy restaurant? Because they get the Buddha in the Gouda! ;D"