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Joke of the Day
"How did Princess Aurora catch her prince? She became a sleeper agent"
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"Free shipping? I walked into an airport with two bags: ""I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."" ""Sir, you can't do that."" ""Why not? It happened the last time."""
"- Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often."
"What did ""Nock"" say to ""K""? You can join us, as long as you stay quiet."
"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."
"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Cremia River"
"If Appendix removal is an Appendectomy and Getting your tonsils out is an Tonsillectomy... .... is a sex change an Addadicktome?"
"What does a mathematicion find in a forest? A natural log."
"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."
"I got hit in the head with a can of soda today I'm lucky though it was a soft drink"