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Joke of the Day

"Windows 10 The punchline is in the title."

"The worst part about ""Friends"" being canceled is that I've now been stuck with Rachel's last haircut since 2004."

"Me: I don't care how cute you are, I will tear you to shreds if you don't start cooperating. Wrapping paper: *rips*"

"I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower."

"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."

"Found an expired condom. Oh well, still ate it anyway. Hope I don't get sick!"

"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"

"My neighbor is Indian and every night when he comes home he punches his wife... 6:30 pm, right on the dot."

"Santa Claus came early! Mrs. Claus wasn't too happy."

"Aieee, Ginsburg's dead! If you've never heard the joke with this punchline, find someone who knows it and ask him to tell it to you. It's very funny, but it's too long to bother typing out here."