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Joke of the Day
"Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching."
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"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."
"Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials"
"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""
"What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers."
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."
"Maturbating when hooked up to a heart monitor really gets the nurses running around. They never know if you are coming or going."
"E-mail Addresses Are Kinda Like Underwear... If you don't change them often enough they'll get full of shit"
"What do you call a person with no nose or body? Nobody nose!"
"Not silicone A woman got wooden breast implants. This would be so much funnier with a punchline, wooden tit?"