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Joke of the Day
"Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching."
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"I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I'll see myself out."
"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."
"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile"
"What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA"
"Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called ""Headmaster?"""
"Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
"How do you tell when somebodies a vegan? You don't, they will tell you."
"I'd have sex with you but I'm married... and she's staring at us right now... quick she looked away!"