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Joke of the Day
"Why do white people own so many pets? Because we're not allowed to own people anymore."
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"My friend keeps dressing up like a pregnant Corgi for Halloween... Me: ""Dude, stop being be bitch!"""
"Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia."
"September just ended... Someone should wake up Green Day."
"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."
"What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? They unzip."
"What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh? You made m'laugh."
"cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there"
"I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm."