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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? Sheez was!"

"Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who tried to fuck a clock? He heard time was relative."

"My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already."

"Have you heard about... Alex Trebex? His job is in jeopardy."

"What do you get when you sleep with someone and it goes really well? High sexpectations."

"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."

"<Tries to plow the road> Road: I have a boyfriend."

"My mother died suddenly from natural causes. I strangled her with kelp."

"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."

"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"