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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... The barman realizes something is up, and gets security to escort him out."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""

"How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was."

"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"

"Apple vs Windows If apple made a car would it have windows?"

"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"

"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile"

"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"