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Joke of the Day

"MOPEDS AND FAT LADIES What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."

"What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!"

"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple Both need to leave quickly. Who gets out first? The gay couple. Their shit's already packed."

"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."

"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."

"I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back. False alarm."

"Happiness won't just walk into your life on its own. But neither will unhappiness. So if you don't want trouble in your life... then you'd best stay still and never move a muscle."

"My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it."