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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right."
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"What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother."
"How did the psychiatrist break his leg? He had a Freudian slip."
"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""
"The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."
"Ben Carson is my favorite candidate whose name sounds like a Transformer explaining to his kid why he hasn't seen him much lately"
"Remember when parents said ""I'll give you something to cry about"" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?"