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Joke of the Day
"I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford."
Next Joke
"John Oliver ? that guy's so last week"
"making holy water is easy.... you boil the hell out of it but how to you turn that holy water back into regular tap water? You cook the bejesus out of it. *bejesus may be a local slang but i hope not."
"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."
"sure the Victoria's Secret models are pretty, but I bet not one of them ever finds a Cheeto in her bra"
"The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker? Heath Lodger!"
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair, and a table."
"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."
"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"
"I love the way the Earth rotates... It really makes my day"