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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls they are under a buck!"
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"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"
"I wouldn't give my brother up for anyone else... Because human trafficking is illegal."
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."
"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"
"Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague."
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about how child neglect and bad parenting is hilarious"
"What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne? An Australien."
"Why dont blind people skydive? because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who infer."