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Joke of the Day
"What is the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The wheelchair."
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"I've been debating with myself about masturbating... On one hand it feels great... Edit: Thanks Bo"
"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"
"""It's one of those new Hoverboards!"" 9: Mom, this is just 2 Roombas taped together. ""Don't be silly. Now go vacuum...I mean play upstairs"""
"PS3 messin around I need a picture of a 16 year old girl that is believable, not suspicious. Please don't ask why, I'm just a bit messed up in the brain"
"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."
"What is the driest soda you can buy? Baking soda."
"You know how I know it's lunch time? Reddit is slow as fuck"
"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."
"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."