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Joke of the Day

"Dog: [Barks at the mailman] Human: Bad dog. Dog: [Turns to the camera] My human hates bills, yet gets mad when I try to scare the guy off."

"What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi."

"Psych visit A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office nude, wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Why is it called a Mango? Because Mancome wasn't selling"

"If I wanted a Joke Id just stick the microphone to your moms vagina, the last thing that came out was a joke"

"Yo mama's so ugly... Scorpion yelled ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all it's a cadillac !"

"if you write something and include a ""tl;dr"" version that just means you're shitty at keeping peoples attention with your awful writing"

"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."