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Joke of the Day

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"You would think that if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster. I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."

"Little Johnny When I was a boy, I prayed, and prayed, for a bike but never got one. Then I realized that God don't work that way. So I stole a bike, then asked for forgiveness."

"During lunch I asked my food server which salad she preferred. She said, ""Either one! They're both amazeballs!"" I got a hamburger."

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."

"Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn't enough today."

"Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know."

"Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD."

"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."

"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"