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Joke of the Day

"Man goes to the Doctor Doctor, my dick is shaped like a rocket. Well, I bet your wife is over the moon about it."

"Sometimes it's funny being LGBT because, in that case, OP is ALWAYS a faggot!"

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"

"Whatever Mom, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!"

"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"

"Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? To prevent them from whistling."

"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."

"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"

"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"