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Joke of the Day

"Answer : Mrs.Claus Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?"

"What makes for a great relationship but a shit gaming partner? Someone who goes down a lot."

"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"

"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."

"After seeing a picture on Reddit of the garbage near the Taj Mahal, I thought to myself ""Wow can there BE a bigger shithole?"" Then I saw the comments section"

"I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked."

"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."

"Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment? Because business is booming."

"Are you a hydroelectric source of power? ...cause dam!"

"What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"