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Joke of the Day
"My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice"
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"Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways..."
"How did Helen Keller break her hands? Reading road signs at 30 MPH"
"Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs."
"Adrian Belew He needed the money."
"if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October."
"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"Why do people live soda? Because it's sodalicious."