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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"
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"There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men Nuttin' Raisin Honey"
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"I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids"
"Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn't run, ewok-ed."
"True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people.. together."
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"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"
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