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Joke of the Day

"Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we're the patients."

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"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""
"-1 8 3.14 And it was delicious"
"When cannibals ate missionary When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"""I'd like to make a large cash deposit"" teller: ok, how much do you have? ""Wow can't a guy just share his dreams without being pressured?"""
"A man walks into the bar... The bartender: ""Hi Dave!"" The boss faints."
"Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. ""No,"" He says looking out the window at the skyline. ""That's not the Mary Jane I need."""
"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one... He's never gonna give you Up."
"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."