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Joke of the Day

"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."

"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."

"A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms. After ringing his item up the cashier asked, ""Would you like a bag?"" The man responded, ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"Landing a plane isn't hard. Taking off again though, that can be tricky."

"I once had a bad meal at a German restaurant. It was guten-free."

"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"

"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"

"I hate when homeless people beg me for money. No, buddy, I'm not giving you money to buy drugs. I need that money to buy drugs."

"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento."

"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it off"