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Joke of the Day
"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."
Next Joke
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"
"What did one suicide bomber say to the next? Nothing, he just waved. #punchlinesthatdontwork"
"I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down."
"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? ""Honey I'm home!"""
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
"My grandfather always said, ""Be envied, not envious."" I wish I'd thought of that quote."
"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."
"3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt."