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Joke of the Day

"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."

"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."

"If I ever have a daughter I am naming her Everest. That way her boyfriends can say they Mount Everest."

"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."

"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."

"Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant."

"Studies show that Kangaroos can jump higher than a house. Then again, houses can't jump at all."

"Never trust a stairwell. Every time you turn around, it's a new story!"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."

"I was once addicted to time travel But that's all in the past now"