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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."

"What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon? An astronaut you racist.."

"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."

"Me: Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! Mom: Why are you yelling at the dog?"

"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."

"For a while Houdini used trap doors in every act It was a stage he was going through"

"I wonder if Southern Belles say ""I do declare"" a lot when they're doing their taxes."

"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"

"What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb"

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."