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Joke of the Day

"Why are orphans terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is."

"I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a ""ghost"" and end up as a ""drunk ghost that needs a ride home."""

"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."

"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."

"Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking."

"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post? The leisure centre."

"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"

"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."

"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"