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Joke of the Day
"Everyone in this reddit likes the same food? Copy Pasta"
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"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
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"Me: You bought 6 bottles of carpet cleaning solution? Wife: Yes. Me: We have hard wood floors. Wife: I had a coupon that was expiring today!"
"Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!"