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Joke of the Day
"The only nation I will ever rule is.... Procrastination."
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"What's the opposite of Cristopher Walken... Cristopher reeve."
"Your as worthless as, Tits on a boar hog."
"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"
"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"
"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"
"I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it. Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds."
"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."
"Jurassic Park III on AMC. 10 min. in, 2 young scientists studying dinosaur fossils. FOSSILS. Hey, 'member how THERE ARE ALIVE DINOSAURS NOW?"
"Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney."