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"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."
"9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself"
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."
"Uhh, hells yeah Id like to participate in your brief survey."
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"
"What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use? TWERQY."
"What if you're a Gift Horse Dentist?"
"I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs... she was always plotting behind my back"