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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ? You can feel his presents ..."
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"Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs."
"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"
"I was very lonely so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company."
"It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers."
"I got sacked today from my job as a stage designer. But I left without making a scene"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!"""
"My 4 year old is handing me one grape to wash at a time so breakfast should be served around midnight."
"Today a girl said she recognized me from our vegetarian club, But I'm pretty sure I've met herbivore."
"For a long time I thought I was Jewish. But it turned out to be psychosemitic."