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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ? You can feel his presents ..."
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"a little jewish boy asks his dad for fifty dollars. his dad says: ""40 dollars? what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"well, i guess this was bound to happen. i left the pot and the kettle on the stove overnight and the pot committed a hate crime."
"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."
"Did you hear the one about the man who ate his baby's feet? He also found out his wife was pregnant."
"Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes? There was a sin tax error. [8.5]"
"These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo"
"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"
"Vladislav? ... .. Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more"
"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."