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Joke of the Day

"Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay."

"How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!"

"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"

"Dams. The only thing that holds back liquid better... Is the idea of using a port-a-potty. ""Look, I know my pants are brownening and getting wet, but I'll just wait forever -- I CANNOT go in there."""

"Commas make all the difference He was fucking up, until the end. He was fucking, up until the end."

"What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert? Wedding cake"

"My friend is always looking for trouble... Which is good because he's a cop."

"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""